my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk
Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he’s legally untouchable he’s ethically unfuckable. You don’t like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.
this is because math and applied math (physics) really is the language of the universe and all its vast secrets within and in any fair world this would let me shoot fireballs. unfortunately for all us math and physics people the true magic of this world is actually chemistry, which is the physical manifestation of all that beautiful math and physics hitting the primordial soup of quarks and gluons and is Hot Bullshit as soon as you start trying to analyze it too close. the real wizards are those guys synthesizing fulminating silver in their backyard
You could shoot fireballs with some engineering…
now I’m envisioning fantasy wizards who’re like “you want me to shoot a fireball?? Oh no no, that’s applied sorcery. I do multidimensional analysis. It’s exactly as difficult but significantly less messy, because nothing ever explodes except my perception of reality.”
magic is real but unfortunately we think it’s just normal science because we understand how it works. yeah we use it to send magic eyes into the vast aether and capture pictures of unimaginably distant worlds. we drew lightning out of the earth and bound it in stone tablets and taught it the language “yes or no” and now it casts an invisible web around the world we use to instantly communicate. I use the power granted me by studying the true language of the universe for a decade to manage my money and be better than average at games of chance, but learning that language has permanently rewired my brain to see the world as logical progressions and hard truths versus falsehoods. Wizard Steve brewed up “potion of extremely high det velocity” in his shed using soap and rocks
why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year
God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like
This is not anthropomorphization but genuinely something theyre known to do. I’ve heard divers say octopuses and cuttlefish get fascinated by hand gestures and will sometimes respond to them like. We probably do look like we have little cephalopods on the ends of our arms, to them. Like we’re always putting on a puppet show.
UPS drivers making more money will help all workers make more money.
Labor united helps all labor. Rising wages is not zero sum.
Don’t fall for ‘divide and conquer’ rhetoric from the Establishment. They fear the power and influence of worker solidarity.
Not only that but a Class A CDL can take thousands of dollars to get, and road experience comes as HARD LESSONS.
And it is freekin HARD to get on at UPS. I’ve been on the road as a driver for 2 years and I got ghosted by them. Plus they work in all (hot, storming, freezing) weather and all traffic conditions. GIVE THEM THE FREEKING $42 AN HOUR.
I had a company offer me $16 an hour for Class A CDL work. They would not have had the AUDACITY to lowball me like that if the going rate in the industry was where it should be. I’m making more than that frying chicken.
Wanna know why some store shelves are empty and there are still supply chain problems? Truckers don’t want to put up with your stupid ass in traffic to bring your “stuff” to the stores for $16 an hour.
